"Before I'd touch a square bitch's slit, I'd suck a thousand clappy pricks and swim through liquid shit, They got green puke between their rotten toes, And snot runs from their funky nose, I hope square bitches become syphilitic wrecks, I hope they fall through their own assholes and break their motherfucking necks." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"Son, there is no reason except a stupid one for anybody to project on that screen anything that will worry him or dull that vital edge. After all, we are the absolute bosses of that whole theatre and show in our minds. We even write the script. So always write positive, dynamic scripts and show only the best movies for you on that screen whether you are pimp or priest." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"My heart lost rhythm at the flicker of phantom in the whiskey-stained voice." ― Iceberg Slim
"Why did Justice really always wear a blindfold? I knew now. It was because the cunning bitch had dollar signs for eyeballs" ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"He was an old Drag man with his bit getting short. He was the first to attempt to teach me to control my emotions. He would say, "Always remember whether you be sucker or hustler in the world out there, you've got that vital edge if you can iron-clad your feelings. I picture the human mind as a movie screen. If you're a dopey sucker, you'll just sit and watch all kinds of mindwrecking, damn fool movies on that screen." He said. "Son, there is no reason except a stupid one for anybody to project on that screen anything that will worry him or dull that vital edge. After all, we are the absolute bosses of that whole theatre and show in our minds. We even write the script. So always write positive, dynamic scripts and show only the best movies for you on that screen whether you are pimp or priest." His rundown of his screen theory saved my sanity many years later. He was a twisted wise man and one day when he wasn't looking, a movie flashed on the screen. The title was "Death For an Old Con." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"Slim, I hope you ain't sexed that pretty bitch yet. Believe me, Slim, a pimp is really a whore who's reversed the game on whores. Slim, be as sweet as the scratch. Don't be no sweeter. Always stick a whore for a bundle before you sex her. A whore ain't nothing but a trick to a pimp. Don't let em Georgia you. Always get your money in front just like a whore. Whores in a stable are like working chumps in the white man's factory.." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"This volume is dedicated to time. It gives us memories, fine wine, and wrinkles. But the only thing worse than getting old is not getting old. So here's to time, dear reader, yours and mine. May you have many more wrinkles, a lot of fine wine, and memories to last two lifetimes." ― Iceberg Slim, Airtight Willie & Me
"I want to say at the outset that I have become ill, insane, as an inmate of the torture chamber behind America's fake facade of justice and democracy. But I am not as ill as I was, and I am getting better all time." ― Iceberg Slim
"Whirly bits of confused thought stormed my mind." ― Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby
"It was a tragic Westside slum inhabited by poverty-mauled blacks." ― Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby
"After all, we are the absolute bosses of that whole theater and show in our minds. We even write the script. So always write positive, dynamic scripts and show only the best movies for you on that screen whether you are pimp or priest." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"I want to say at the outset that I have become ill, insane, as an inmate of the torture chamber behind America's fake facade of justice and democracy. But I am not as ill as I was, and I am getting better all the time. And also, I want to make clear that my reason for starting these notes at a point of personal anguish and suffering is that these experiences marked the end of a corrupt pimp life and were the prelude to a still mauled, but constructive new life." ― Iceberg Slim, The Naked Soul of Iceberg Slim
"The pimp game is like the watchmaker's art, it's tough. Party went through his life struggling to make a watch while wearing boxing gloves." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"Junkie whores on both sides of Calumet clung to the fetid doorways and rotted stoops like painted lice to a filthy crotch." ― Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby
"croak us for free. He'd suck Nino's ass with a straw." ― Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby
"He was just a Deep South chump driven to" ― Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby
"A bitch aint shit without a man's good whip, & 1 monkey wont stop my show." ― Iceberg Slim
"I was losing, page by page, the fine rules of thought and deed that I had learned in church, from Henry to the Boy Scout Troop in Rockford. I was sopping up the poison off the street like a sponge." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
"I had been bigger sucker than a square mark. All he loses is scratch. I had joined a club that suckered me behind bars fives times." ― Iceberg Slim, Pimp: The Story of My Life
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